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Over TheApprentice.nl

Categorie: carrière Publicatiedatum: x (2015-2016) Op theapprentice.nl schrijf ik over alles wat ik tegenkom op het alternatieve carrièrepad dat ik heb gekozen. (link) Alles wat ik hier uit haal – of het nou positief is of negatief –  kan niet alleen leerzaam zijn voor mezelf, maar ook voor een ander. Daarom houd ik het online bij. Ik schrijf trouwens niet alleen over mijn carrière op zich. Nee, integendeel zelfs. Ik schrijf hier ook over de manier waarop ik mijn leefstijl zodanig aanpas dat ik mijn doelen makkelijker kan bereiken. En ik schrijf over maatschappelijke dilemma’s en andere actuele zaken. Er…

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Nosce Te Ipsum

Draft: Het Liée (for “insider Cuddles”)

Dit wordt “het gekste artikel ooit geschreven”… Instructies voor het invullen van “Het Liée” Dus ik zit in de trein. Zodra hij begint te rijden ben ik vrij. Buy my book. Fill out the forms on https://docis.international (sign up, Het Liée, donation¿). Cuddle me in Paris. Or in the train… That would be nicer :]. Post some crazy Fangyism on your social media too. That would be the nicest. Then I can finally text you ah-ha-ha-haaa :'(

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Blog, Random Thoughts, Reflections

Draft: Trend update

So, when social media started (for me), I was on top of “all the hypes”. I was fourteen and had a twitter account. Reflecting on all kinds of things. From politics to giving people shoutouts, while totally not reading what my “friends” are posting, but focussing on finding funny “can you relate to this” tweets to retweet. “Back then”, it wasn’t that popular yet.

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Blog, Random Thoughts, Reflections

Black Culture*

What is black culture? I can’t ask my teacher anymore… He had taught me so much. I didn’t even go to school yet, then. I could already write, though. Later, I gave my first presentation, at age 9, about the country my family is from: Surinam. My teacher had told me everything I had to know to give the presentation. I’m talking about my grandfather. He told me about the harmony there was before slave trade. And the disrupted culture there was afterwards. There’s a disrupted image going round, of what black culture is. Black culture is not slave culture….

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Ex Animo, Random Thoughts

“Het Wilhelmus” der Cuddles

My Cuddles, It’s time to “Shenron Mode” our courage. No one will understand our impulse. They think we need them. They need us. But still they treat us so loveless. I want to “take my friends on tour” as well. You all have your own planes, if not, you could share them (with me looool faka government plane). It’s time for Fang School. Being a nerd is not something you should be shunned for. It’s a gift. Making them feel jealous. Talent is a necessity. Let’s stop wasting time. And try to reach the maximum of our capacities. It’s going…

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Random Thoughts

An Impulse for Mark Zuckerberg

Hi Mark, I was just thinking of you. I hope you (will) read this. A lot of people say “fuck Facebook” these days. That must be very emotionally heavy for you. It’s too bad they lack compassion. Because you’ve just created the social network to bring people together and nothing else. It the same people who are destroying your image, are the ones writing new nonsense posts every single day. Maybe they’re right. “Fuck Facebook”. Just “delete” the whole thing. Don’t you think it’s time for something new? Cash out? -xxx-

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Online Diary

Wednesday April 18, 2018

20:58 (08:58 PM) Hiii my cuddle (I like using 3 I’s. For HiiiPower reasons. (Shoutout to my cuddle K-cuddle. “I see you”. Ahahahah. Oh and a lot of cuddles to my Cuddle Cat. I wish I was there with you… I thought I was the only one who had to deal with those “close friends” who say they’re your biggest supporters, but are the most unsupportive.)) I must give my mother some credit for trying to save the last bit of this family. I don’t think she would listen to me for relationship advice, especially not when I say: “Leave…

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Blog, Drafts, Nosce Te Ipsum

Draft: [Nosce Te Ipsum I MUST READ!!!:] The Escape Plan

This “article” has had many versions. Getting to freedom isn’t easy. I guess risking a lot of bad publicity again, is the only way. May 22nd is all I have to say. I’m keeping this a draft. Insiders know: So, wandering around is not a problem to me, but could I get some cuddles, some good food and a ____(5) massage? [My book club + witnesses + NTI government members (partially)] #1 Leland Wayne (S) #2 Jacques Webster (P) #3 Quavious Marshall (S) #4 Benoît Crutzen (P) #5 Kendrick Duckworth (P) #6 Solaná Rowe (P) #7 DeAnthony Carlos (S) #8…

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Art, Drafts

Zendusa

“That looks cool. Is that Medusa?” “No… But thanks.” I didn’t want to make anything “Medusa related”, I just wanted to show a beautiful body, with “big hair”, sitting in a meditative position, resembling calmth. I shaped the body out of one piece of clay, I first made cylinder shaped. The hair was attached later, just like the layer of black glass paint. I made this in the hospital as well. “Zendusa on dusty piano.” (It sounds like a saloon piano.)

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Drafts

Draft: Rijke Nederlanders in Suriname?

Surimi sticks, verse noodles, paksoi, garlic, ginger, ketjap marinade, unions, white wine. Zou u met de winst van uw onderneming willen investeren in een bedrijf dat wilt u daar een huis in Suriname bij? Er komt daar een “mijnbedrijf” bij (overkopen?) (Mijn opa deed zaken in Ghana? Hij hield zich bezig met overheidsfinancien. Ik ben Surinaams. Hij woonde in Nederland. Vandaag ben ik om 08:46 gaan ontbijten. Ik heb melk met cornflakes (mijn oma maakte vroeger altijd melk met muesli. Toen ze jonger was kon ze heel goed koken.) Vervolgens ben ik gaan douchen terwijl ik naar muziek luisterde. We…

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Online Diary

Tuesday April 17, 2018

10:57 AM Good morning! How did you sleep? Currently, I’m in the metro. I’m on my way to stop Eendrachtsplein, to buy a few pre-rolled joints. After that I’m going to buy some groceries for dinner. I need to make the mathematics test today. It’s due at 23:59 (11:59 PM). I’d rather keep my focus on Nosce Te Ipsum, but since I’ve requested study financing, which I’ll receive on the 24th of April, and I want to keep having the right to receive this, I need to keep “being an official student” (so to not drop out) until I’m free….

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Blog, Online Diary

Monday April 16, 2018

Hi Cuddle How was your day? Today I’ve gone home after having stayed at my grandmother’s house since last week Saturday (April 7th). During that time I’ve cooked for her, we’ve gone to a cafe for some coffee (and chocolate milk for me, since I can’t handle caffeine that well), we’d visited her physician and we played bingo together with her friends… That doesn’t really sound like fun activities for a 21 year old, but I just needed a change of scenes. (At home I heard: “Stop sitting behind that computer. You’re making your head too full,” too often. I’m…

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Random Thoughts

Some annoyance…

I don’t think it’s pleasurable to have feces as a topic of a regular conversation. This might sound very random to you, but “in my family” even during dinner it just has to be mentioned. (Wait until I play the recordings of “The Easter Table” for you haahahahahahah.) Then there’s privacy while being on the toilet. I don’t like being disturbed while listening to music. What I think is even worse, is being disturbed while you’re listening to music on the toilet. You call my name. I say yes. You call my name again. I say yes again. On the…

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