03:48(AM)
Meoww I just made myself a late night snack. Back in the day when I was 14 and cool on Twitter, if I’d be awake late at night like this, I’d say that I’m Vampin’. I’m Vampin’, my Graeyniss.
Hungry… Crank up the volumeee:
2/2 pic.twitter.com/Y9dIwvstSD
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Do you have sexy traditional plans for Pentecost you need some arm candy Catje for?
What are your plans for "Pinksteren" ( = Pentecost )? pic.twitter.com/gFtYMkhLQr
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
I'll be missing out on these Peking ducks pic.twitter.com/EQiwFMI6ks
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Let’s eat duck, Victishe?
If you promise me that I can count on your support, I would speak up. But that includes that you'll have to help me move and call me "Your Excellency" when you show up at my doorstep and stuff… It's complicated… #DOCIS
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Do you copy? Click on the previous bitte.
I love giving advice/giving my perspective on situations
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 8, 2019
Ze maakt het wel erg lastig… — Jaa door het in bed gaan liggen, wordt het sentimenteel moeilijk om "Doei" te zeggen. Vooral als ze alleen is en film kijken dan waarschijnlijk indirect sex betekent, wat dan zeker ook niet regelmatig genoeg gebeurt? Als… https://t.co/M8qCNIwJmz
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 8, 2019
No idea what to call today's post and what image to use. I wish my Victishe would be my advocate and take me home…
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 8, 2019
Shitt I’m tired mayneee 🙁 .
Sunrise on the way…. pic.twitter.com/BC8r6yLfvq
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
This was hilarious:
Keanu Reeves smokes weed often: Keanu Reefs https://t.co/duTdhjoN56
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 8, 2019
Would you watch if I’d stream on Periscope…? I just downloaded it after a tip… Or maybe I should use Twitter or YouTube for it¿ Not that I really have anything prepared. It’s more an “ever” question. If I’d live stream I want it to look better than the Prime Minister’s live stream… Not another video from my bedroom 🙁 .
Aiight I’m going to atten my orange juice and head upstairs. I told my aunt that I was going to be at her place at 12. Though my mother hasn’t invited her, maybe she would rather eat Peking duck?
Victishe? Meow I hope he has nothing planneddd… It would be cool to just wildly spontaneously bring me some flowers and then eat this duck with my family, including my aunt, or just run away from this entire country forever, just us two (and our Graeynissis)?
Ooof I can pass out any second now 😴
Good night ♥
– xxx –
09:40 (AM)
Good morning
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
My intuition tells me that I should reallyyy attend tonight's dinner
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
It feels as if I’m avoiding an important confrontation… Plus I have sooo much anger to vent, so why run?
I bet they'd be excited about my presence
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
That is sarcasm, my dear Graeynissis.
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Still funny that the Netherlands is greater in size than Surinam, on this map…
And yesterday, by the way pic.twitter.com/aBngPVF4on
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Door mijn verleden als ("voor de toekomst") adviseuse ben ik medeplichtig… Dus vandaar dat mijn kant van het verhaal al grotendeels online staat. Op die leeftijd was het nog moeilijker voor mij om er afstand van te doen. Ik hoop op vrijspraak?
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Dinner conversations…
Of maak gewoon iedereen af en we hebben het er niet over? Dan kan dat wat ik zei over dat TV interview in een dwangbuis heel makkelijk (omdat het me niets zou doen…). https://t.co/SKBJRzLUqx
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Would be lit…
Nog een keer de acute dienst bellen?
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Ahahahhaahha is it then finally suspicious?
I started my stratego of hints in 2017, but the problem is that I've forgotten how to cause the Volta, where I'm right and dozens of people are put away for life
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
So I’m just screaming for help in non-capslock all day, while using proper interpunction and a calm tone of voice. There are like a zillion figurative demons you’ll have to swerve past on your way to me.
I really hope my aunt is in the mood for Peking duck tonight 🙂 . And I hope for a spontaneous Victishe’s visit 😻 .
I’m in bed, shivering from hunger, with hunger pains again.
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10:20 (AM)
LOL1
En als Nederland onder water staat is het probleem opgelost.
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Schrijft Lil Fangs
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
LOL2
Heb er meer dan 12 jaar aan gewerkt
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
But number 2 becomes number 1, more order changes will be there and the list will become farrr longer. Unsuspected criminals.
Oeps . Ik verwar hogere verwachtingen altijd met kansloze gevallen…
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
Look at me tweet my homieeeee:
August is so far away meowww. &Would you like to collect a rare Lil Fangs and take her to the United States as well? With a Victishe :D. Very rare collector's items! Please flood the place :D. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ooXYxbEJJ9
— Lil Fangs (@LilFangs_) June 9, 2019
I think I, by the way, remember Victishe having a slight Surinamese accent¿ Are we relatives¿ 🙁 Haha meowww je weet maar nooitt maar beter niet lol. Is het wel zo, dan is het wel zo hahaha ik weet het niet maar will zip it want niet weer schizofrenie gedoe please ah meowww…
Hoe zeg je “Boeroe” in non-offensive?
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